Our conversation at the dinner table tonight:
Willard: "Maynard, you should eat your cheese. It's good for your brain!"
Maynard: "Uh huh!"
Me: "Willard, where is your brain?"
Willard points to his shoulders, "On my shoulders. One on this side, and one on this side."
Maynard: "Doh-ders" (Shoulders)
Me: "Really! What does your brain do?"
Willard: "It keeps us warm."
Maynard: "Wahm." (Warm)
Me: "How does it keep us warm?"
Willard: "Well, it uses elbows."
Me: "How does it use elbows?"
Willard: "By being in our backs all day and all night."
Willard: "Cause it over slepts, it stays warm."
Other great Willardisms from the dinner table:
"Excuse me Manyard. You shouldn't go on tracks. The train could come, and run you over, and you could get burned! Its very dangerous."
Then he said: "And then, last day, I heard a big FLASH! And it was lightning from outside, and it means a storm is coming!"
Then after dinner:
"Mom, Maynard threw something in the toilet!" "Maynard! That is Busgusting!"
Our beautiful four year old is getting so big.